Submitted by: mislynn
And it was the first test. He wakes up, probably about 3 minutes before class ends.
He goes through the test, and finishes it. Seeing he's in the back of the class, the professor never noticed
He walks up to the desk with his test, and stands behind the pile of tests. The professor looks at him and says "you're late. You can't turn it in."
The student thinks for a second and says, "do you know who your talking to?!"
The professor looks up and says "no, why should I?"
Joshua looks the professor in the eye and giggles.
He takes the pile of tests, and like a deck of cards, cuts it in half, and slides his test in.
"Good,now you can't find me!"