3 Guys in a Pickup Truck
Submitted by: linacapuy
There was a Japanese guy, a Hawaiian, and a Portugese guy in the back of a pick up truck four wheeling on the cliffs at Yokohama Bay on Oahu. Going around a tight turn, the truck veers off the cliff and into the water.
After a minute, the Japanese guy and the Hawaiian break the surface. They suddenly realized their Portugese friend was still under the water and both immediately dove down to rescue him.
They pulled him from the wrecked truck and up to surface; and after his coughing fit;said,"Eh brah! How come you didn't swim to the surface??"
The Portugese guy replied,"I couldn't get the tailgate open!"
(Portugese jokes are like Polish jokes in Hawaii!)