Halloween Jokes #6

Submitted by: Suzie

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher...

What does a cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner?
The cold shoulder... (Thanks to Kelli)

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?
hee hee...

What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet... (Thanks to Annette)

What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A Boo-ick...

What did the mother ghost say to her son?
Don't spook unless you are spooken to...

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