Jill's Legs

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A man moves into a small town and opens a bar. However he cannot decide on a name. So, he decides to name the bar after the first person that walks through the door.

Just then, a beautiful women walks in. He asks her what her name is. She responds "Jill".

The man says,"Well, Jill, I really like your legs. I will name the bar "Jill's Legs".

A few months later, the bar has become very popular. One day, a man goes there a half hour early and decides to wait for the bar to open. Then, a policeman drives up. He asks the man waiting outside:

"What are you loitering here for?"

The man replies: "I am waiting for Jill's Legs to open so that I can get a drink"

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