A Man Goes To Heaven...
Submitted by: alucard
A man goes to heaven and meets a his best friend. So he asks his friend how he died. His friend says,"I died of hypothermia. How did you die?"
He replied,"One day I thought my wife was cheating one me so I came home early from work, I looked everywhere for her lover. I looked under the bed, in the closet, behind the couch, everywhere. I was finally so embarrassed that I died from a massive heart-attack.
His friend replies, “Wow, if only you had checked the freezer then we would both still be alive!”