Man On a Bus
Submitted by: midnight
A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee.
From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window.
A passenger standing near him asks:
-Excuse me, why are you throwing pieces of paper out the window?
-Iím chasing away the elephants
-Chasing elephants? There arenít elephants in the city.
-Well that means it's working!