The Old Man In The Confessional
Submitted by: johnny
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking.
We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Old Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Old Man: "I'm not Catholic, I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Then why are you telling me all this?"
Old Man: "Are you Kidding? I'm telling everybody."