The Old Man and The Punker

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An elderly man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.. He had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, blue, yellow and purple.

The old man just stared.

The young man said sarcastically, " What's the matter old timer, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied:

"Yeah, I got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I  just thought you might be my son."

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