On the road too long
Submitted by: Marcus
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Melbourne.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a devon sandwich!!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.
The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny, I'm homesick