Submitted by: Marcus
After a long night of making passionate love with the girl of his dreams this guy rolls over and notices a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed.
Naturally, the guy begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" He said hoping to be reassured.
"No. no. no!!!" She said.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy...
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."