The Perfect Husband
Submitted by: william
Several men are in the locker room of the country club. A cell phone on the bench rings and a man turns on the hands free speaker-phone and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room listens in.
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes, I’m just finishing”
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Can I buy it? PLEASE?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much is it?"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. That’s really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up while the other men stare at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles sheepishly and asks:
"Anyone know who this cell phone belongs to?..."