The Perfect Husband

Submitted by: william

Several men are in the locker room of the country club. A cell phone on the bench rings and a man turns on the hands free speaker-phone and begins to talk.   Everyone else in the room listens in.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes, I’m just finishing”

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Can I buy it? PLEASE?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked"

MAN: "How much is it?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. That’s really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up while the other men stare at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles sheepishly and asks:

"Anyone know who this cell phone belongs to?..."

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