Submitted by: RockyB
The most common phrase heard in your house is,
"Somebody go jiggle that handle."
You think the last four words to the National Anthem are,
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
You've ever plucked a nose hair with a pair of pliers.
You have ever worn cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts.
You think Liberation was that funny dressed
guy that played the piano.
You use a fishing license as a form of I.D.
You've ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
You've ever stolen toilet paper.