Redneck # 2
Submitted by: William
Your Fourth of July cook out was ruined because
your Daddy burned the spam.
You think "cur" is a breed of dog.
You think "six to ten pounds" on the side
of a diaper box is how much it will hold.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
You strip naked to the waist to eat barbecue.
There's a motor hanging from a tree
anywhere in your yard.
Your family tree does not fork.
You own Patsy Cline salt and pepper shakers.
Your muffler is held on with coat hangers.
You've ever flashed an old lady.