Some Questions

Submitted by: Jamie

Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?
A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob !

Q. Why did the Irisman refuse to be a Jehovas Witness ?
A. Because he didn't see the accident ...

Q. How do you get a kleenex to dance ?
A. Blow a boogie into it.

Q. Why did the poof get fired from the job at the spermbank ?
A. He was caught drinking on the job ...

Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?
A. Sheep.

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