Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.
This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."
The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"
The old lady said, "Oh, $20,000 a week."
The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That is a very honorable profession," the pastor says. "Where does he practice? "
The old lady says proudly, "Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."
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