A sports fan was sitting in the top row at the Super Bowl, barely able to see the field.
He noticed a vacant seat about 3 rows back on the 50 yard line. It was still vacant when the 2nd quarter started, so he went down and asked the man seated next to it if anyone was sitting there.
The man said, "No, have a seat." A few minutes later he asked the man if he knew whose seat this was and why they weren't here at such an important event.
The man said that for ten years it had been his wife's seat but that she had passed away. Feeling sorry for the nice man, the fan asked if he didn't have a friend or family member that he could have offered the seat to instead of just leaving it vacant.
The man said "No, they're all at the funeral."
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