Submitted by: Chris
Paddy Was driving his lorry when he saw a bridge with a sign saying 10 foot max. headroom.
He slowed down wondering if he could drive under it or not , 'A shure I'll give it a go, he thought only to find that his lorry got stuck underneath it. Paddy sat back in his seat, poured out a cup of tea and lit a cigarette.
A policeman arrived a short time later and knocked on the cab door which Paddy then opened, 'what do you think you are doing? asked the policeman in a sharp tone,
'Sure I'm having me tea break, replied Paddy,
'And what do you work at? asked the policeman,
'Agh shure I deliver bridges,! smiled Paddy!