The two rednecks
Submitted by: Marcus
There were two men out on a hunting trip. All of a sudden one man falls down.
His partner panics and calls 911. The operator picks up and asks what the problem is. The man says that his friend suddenly fell to the ground and is probably dead.
The operator tells the man to come down and first make sure that he is really dead. The man drops the phone and all you hear is a gun shot.
The man gets back on the phone and says "ok what do I do now?