Submitted by: midnight
Three rings: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffering. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the wife listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the husband listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifies: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either it is a new car or a new wife.
A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with dishes.
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him," Asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire."