Tourist in London
Submitted by: Suzie
An American tourist in London found himself desperately needing to go to the toilet.
After a long search he just couldn't find any public toilet to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business.
Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
"Look here, Sir, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta go."
"Well, you can't do that here, Sir" the officer told him. "Please, follow me."
The tourist was surprised when police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges.
"Here," said the policeman, "whiz away Sir."
The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started urinating on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief.
Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this a special British courtesy?"
"No, Sir" retorted the policeman.
"It's the French Embassy."