Turtle Soup

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Waitress walks up to a man and says "Hi, May I take your order please?"

The man replies, "Yes, can I get the turtle soup please."

The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants pea soup instead.

He calls for the waitress and says, "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"

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