Two New Friends
Submitted by: Marcus
Two new friends were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.
After a while the first new friend says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The second friend crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."