Yo Mama Poetry
Submitted by: Jamie
Roses are red, violets are black, whyís Yo mamaís chest, as flat as her back?
Roses are red, Yo momís lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.
Letís get off moms, ícause I just got off yours.
Letís get off moms, ícause she canít handle those five men on her now.
Tell Yo mama that Iím mad at herÖ and her jagged teeth.
A circumcision is a one time procedure and Iíve already had mine.
Yo mamaís teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwiní up gang signs.
Yo mamaís teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo Mama So Stank
Posted in Yo Mama Jokes, Jokes by F&J Staff.
Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo mama so stank, even dogs wonít sniff her crotch.